Today, from 11:30 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. is our work Holiday Party. Those of you who have read Jeremiah’s Inferno will know that this is the Seventh Circle of Hell, below Standing in Line and one above Stuck in Traffic.
For those not in the know, the Circles of Hell are as follows:
1. Four-Year-Old Explaining the Plot of their Favorite Anime;
2. First Dates;
3. Holding in a Fart for a Long Elevator Ride;
4. Pickles and Mushrooms;
6. Standing in Line;
7. Work Holiday Parties;
8. Stuck in Traffic;
9. Discussing Politics with my Former Best Friend from High School.