Act One: I try to keep myself out of internet fights, but, this morning, before work, feeling high off of finishing a chapter two months in the making, I found a post on Threads that pissed me off. Against my better judgement, I responded, using both barrels of snark.

Act Two: It was satire.

Act Three: Everyone thinks my post was satire, and the OP joked with me, and I got a ton of likes.